Nobel laureates: laugh and reflect

2004/10/31 Galarraga Aiestaran, Ana - Elhuyar Zientzia

• Sariak

Peace prize for the inventor of karaoke, because people have learned to work tolerance to others thanks to karaoke.

This year's winners' research meets these requirements. At first they provoke a reaction from the smile to the cracking, but soon it becomes clear that they have the essence.

For example, the medical award has been awarded to two American researchers for their work published in the scientific journal Social Forces in 1992. What was that work about? So about the influence of country music on the suicide rate. It cannot be denied that it is a serious investigation. Maybe we are quite far away USA. and country, but we will remove this type of music and put in place the trikitixa. Now you find research more interesting, right? I would also enjoy the results of this research.

The Physics prize is also not wasteful: It has been given to those who have analyzed the dynamics and coordination of the march to Hula Hoop. The study was published this year and the results are equally interesting. Ask your father or mother about ten years old!

They investigate the influence of country music on the suicide rate.

In the section on public health has been given to those who have studied the Rule of Five Seconds. This rule indicates the safety or risk of eating after a food falls to the ground, so research has a direct application in anyone's life.

However, the jury would have been the one with the least doubts when deciding who should be awarded the Chemistry prize. It has been donated to the Coca-cola company, since since Jesus turned water into wine nobody has made a sample of alchemy in history. A man needs a good chemist to transform the water from the Thames River into Danasi. This danasi is nothing more than a liquid in the form of transparent water, but is characterized by the difference between water and Danasia, since the first is not very expensive if taken from the tap another sells it at gold price. Therefore, Ig Nobel has been donated to British Coca-Cola for combining science with humor.

Patents, collections, experiments and subcontractors

On the other hand, the Engineering Award has been awarded to several parents and children for its patent. I don't know if they have created the invention or just patented, seeing elsewhere. And the invention sounds to me: the patent refers to the art of stretching the hairs that the burusoil has and covering the head with them. Maybe the patent is new, but in that sense we know at least one artist, right?

The Vatican has won the economic prize thanks to its Indian subcontracting.

The literary prize has not been awarded to a novelist or poet, but to a library. Apparently, this library is doing a great job of conserving the heritage, so that everyone can enjoy these works. What do they keep, care and spread in that library? The history of nudism is indifferent.

The work they have rewarded in the field of psychology is by no means. When people look at something, two researchers have been awarded for the work that shows they don't realize the rest. To prove it, they did an experiment with a man dressed in gorillas, and it became clear that when something draws our attention we do not realize anything else.

The economic winner also deserved the prize. He has been handed over to the Vatican. The Vatican deserves this award for several reasons, but the jury has especially highlighted its subcontracting in India. It seems that in the USA there are not as many Catholic priests as necessary, so those who need to pray for something can go to India. They will send an email and they will pray. We knew that in India they sew clothes and slippers from the well-known brands that are sold here, but that prayers came from there...

Karaoke and posters, more valuable than expected

Karaoke will be a common invention and a txepel, but the jury believes that its inventor deserves the peace prize. Unfortunately, it has not managed to stop the invasion of Iraq, but it has worked hard to extend peace in the world: How many people have learned to tolerate this thanks to karaoke?

The physics prize has been awarded to those who have studied the physics of these movements.

Finally, the biology prize. Four researchers have been awarded for analyzing the role of puzkers in herring communication. Not all have worked together, but by couples and each group separately. However, they have reached the same conclusion, it seems that the gas bubbles generated by the herring are not banal, they serve to communicate. Threads have been used to predict beer, so herring is not the only one that supports the communicative value of gas leaks.

Seeing the research they have rewarded, one cannot say that science is boring!

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